Get ready kids, CampRondo is coming your way, intent on developing the superstars of the future. Who better to learn from about how to be relevant in the NBA of tomorrow than championship guard himself.
We all dream of being the guard that was initially underrated and then leapt to stardom.
At Camp Rondo you will learn primarily how not to shoot 3's and how to miss an ungodly amount of uncontested free throws (also known as regular free throws)(also known as one of the easiest shots in the game)(also recognized as being easy due to their name being FREE THROWS, implying that they should be Free buckets)(also the type of shot which shouldn't be at all difficult to make for a below average sized, coordinated, highly skilled guard who gets paid millions of dollars to be good at making free throws).
Along with this Rondo will be giving master classes on how to not really get along with team mates, and how to quit on a team mid series. More importantly, in a way that will get you hated by an entire franchise and untrusted by many others.
Welcome to your Future kids. Everything you hear about the new NBA is a lie. As a guard there is no need to shoot threes, when you could otherwise pass up open layups to pad your assist numbers, free-throws never got anyone anywhere
Sorry for the satire -
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