Oh Danny boy, I Hate you So!

Recent reports have come to light after several events that San Antonio Spurs Guard, Danny Green has officially become the leagues most hated player. After hitting a nasty 7 threes against the OKC Thunder in game 2 several fans were found in tears outside the stadium. After being asked what was wrong they answered through gasping, tears and snot filled weeping, "I just hate him, Danny just killed us."

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Stats show that two major NBA cities now outwardly hate the NO.4 Spur, on the bases that his shots are just all daggers, its like having your childhood pet dog die seven times within the course of an hour and a half right in front of you. Along with OKC fans, the Miami Heat supporters, still have memory of the days when it was highly likely that Green could be the Finals MVP if the spurs had won the 2013 title. 
One Florida resident who was questioned on a Miami beach whilst tanning his inner thigh said "thank goodness we won, it dampens the pain that Danny has brought to all of our lives, if we had lost that finals, my wife would have divorced me,"
In retrospect, this mans complete incoherence leads us to believe he may just have been high. 
Turns out he was already divorced. 

After game 2 even Spurs fans didn't have to many kind words to say about their beloved guard, one fan mentioned that "We had them, they were missing their 3rd wheel and it was all over, the 7 threes was just unkind, I don't like him as much now." 

Lebron James, the former most hated player and current runner up with a whopping one entire city of hateful fans felt the fall in position was deserved. After 4 years of trying to resurrect his image he felt the initial hatred from Cleveland fans had worn off. 
When asked about this comment a manager of a department store in Ohio said, "it hasn't."

Oh Danny boy, I Hate you So!

Let us know if you agree.

Oh and also If the finals are spurs and pacers (I don’t think it will be) then we would know for sure that the NBA is not rigged. That would be a ratings disaster. Id probs only follow it through twitter by searching only for tweets that mentioned "tim duncan” and “lance stephenson shot in face by pat riley using gun he bought in 2006 with antoine walker in mind”

J-