M- you wise and whimsical scholar.
I completely concur, the NBA could be so much better.
I agree with all your points minus caring about Wade's championship tally. Your last point is off particular interest i think to all people. Not that i think about his penis too often but Im convinced that KD's is most certainly in complete coherence to the rest of his body, super long and super skinny. He surely takes the phrase, "snake in your pants" (a well known saying) to a whole new level.
It probably looks like one of those bendy long rubber pencils you got at the year 4 book week.
google search "long rubber pencil that is floppy,"
In following to S- favourite player email,
For me, my favourite player is KD, although not jumped on as early as you embraced Wade, i found a love in his rookie year, (the same year i started really following the NBA, 07).
starting with a late fantasy trade that acquired me the young stick insect, and watching a game with you guys i believe, back in the old espn days.
Right now the 2nd best player in the league, in terms of his place in history, everything is dependant on the future as he is so young. This year being the starting ground, (fingers crossed) after his first elite season, Per Nba.com.
We will see where he goes, will he become a champion, multiple mvp player, multiple elite year guy, multiply chips. Who knows where he will end up and be remembered, its almost limitless at this point, (besides he isnt as a complete player as MJ or Lebron or any of those top 5 or so guys, so he isnt getting to no.1). He could end up top 20, or he could be remembered as an elite scorer, and hopes those tent poles he has for legs and arms hold up and he doesnt just end up as another T Mac. Exciting!
Its of Paramount importance that we discuss and define the leagues most attractive players, since it is the playoffs and there is so many other important things we should and could be discussing.
Rules,
1. openly talking about love of men stays here,
2. any players that we dislike are immediately excluded from the top rankings, because no matter how pretty you aint gonna marry a chick that is just mean or plays for the Lakers.
Top 2 and bottom 5,
1. Dwyane Wade
Its not even a competition
Good lips, Good head, muscles, he is the full package,
Not one female on this planet would look at him and say, "Nah, i wouldnt tap that."
and looks smashing in the semi dracula type coat.
only downside is his massive belly button ive just noticed under his bling
and yes, i did stoop as low as searching "dwyane wade sexy," to search for an image.
2. Bradely Beal
I just feel that he is, some have disagreed, but i dont mind his ears, and ive always liked a small head you can hold in your hands. He has the smile of a goddess and the arms of a god.
Im sure his chest muscles are rather flavorsome as well.
first, last 5, assuming there are 401 players in the NBA
357. Carlos Boozer
white..... and ugly in the face area
358. Russel Westbrook
Orc....
The resemblance is uncanny.
359. Lebron James
Body of a mythical creature, very impressive, but more scary than anything, and the face of the runt of the monkey litter who is slowly loosing its hair.
400. Greg Oden
couldnt be a more messed up face, looks about 46 years older than he actually is, although he does make up for it by being hung like and Egyptian (Ezekial 23:19-21) yeah the expression "hung like a horse," comes from the Bible.
401. Chandler Parsons
Chandler parsons is here becuase he was voted most attractive NBA player, therefore he is placed at the bottom of my very highly acknowledged list which will hopefully bring his average down and therefore place him around where he should to be.
J-
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